Listen 2 Uncle Jay

History of Warfare from WWII to the present... Cheat sheet: Germans- Sausage, Pretzel Jews - Matzoh Bread Israel - Lox Bagel British - Fish ...

6:50 AM - As we got off the shuttle bus outside Wrigley Field: One of the NHL Girls: "Ooh... It's all slippery." Guy in the ba...

(with apologies to Rudyard Kipling) If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can alwa...

More blatant disregard for the Law by Barry Hussein Urkel. I wonder if Urkel is going to catch any heat from the Tree Hugger Crowd, or mayb...

Strange mix: Hockey & Baseball Seems like only a year ago we were doing this in Buffalo ... TBG - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Partial list of campaign promises from Barry "Don't use my middle name" Obama: (These are direct quotes from speeches during ...

At one point during the recent Tortugas trip the discussion of " What qualities do you look for in a woman ?" was kicked around......

In regards to the Blagojevich / Obama report- Barry "Don't mention my middle name" Obama: 'We checked it out. We didn'...

So, Al... How does this fit into your graphs, charts and doom shouting? I know all the folks in the Dakotas were counting on your prediction...

...But this looks like it's a little over-the-top, even for Yours Truly, and I'm a graduate of the "everything is better with b...

Love is thoughtful and kind. Love knows the difference between' its' and' it's'... Love may 'preserve', but I...

...You've seen it all... WARNING! WARNING! The following link takes you to a place that is offensive and decidedly Not Safe For Work....

Spending too much time at the Sushi Bar? TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Someone asked me (via comment) about my take on the Detroit Bailout... I took a bit of time because I wanted to make my reply short and succ...

(A word of caution, this clip contains NUDITY. If you can't handle it, go elsewhere and do NOT press the PLAY button. And obviously it w...

Time Magazine "Person of the Year" Urkel. Jeebus H Chroist on a fucking skateboard... Can't you assholes in the MSM at least w...

Do you remember last year? Let me refresh your memory... 2007 - " Clothes. Stay. On... " This year was going to be different... Mo...

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Another successful trip. Casualties: 10 lbs Shrimp 1 case Bud Light 8 rib eye steaks 18 cans Lite Beer 10 lbs Stone Crab Claws 12 cans Coron...

Brad, Glyn & Amanda at dinner. TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

4PM Saturday. Just getting ready to cook dinner for the crew. Last night: Rib Eye steaks with ginger/soy marinade, potatoes, ceviche and a l...

(During dinner, no less...) Jeff: Innocuous comment regarding Zack playing a skin-flute. Amanda: (Sarcastically) "What's a skin flu...

Amanda: "Zack is the who should have gone to bed with bloody knees." Man, what did I miss last night? TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

...Wish you were beautiful. 80 degrees, with a good breeze. Make plans for next year... TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

Tortugas Jack: "Strrrrroke! Strrrrrroke! Strrrrrroke!" Lord, its gonna be a long ride. TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

At an Exxon station in Homestead @ 2:30 am "Don't question my spelling..." Mr. Bad Aptitude - ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

I'm just a little too busy to write the post about it today. Maybe tomorrow. TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

When asked today about the the indictment of (IL Governor) Rod Blagojevich, His Oneness The Urkel made the following statement: “I was not a...

Actual Hummer Dealerships... (Really. Look 'em up.) Royal Hummer (Tucson AZ) Suburban Hummer (Troy, MI) Team Hummer (Several locations i...

There are still a couple of spaces left on the 2008 Tortugas Trip. I can hold spaces until Monday. After that, I have to give the Boats a fi...