Listen 2 Uncle Jay

...And now it starts snowing. Just #*@!?ing lovely. Luc is wishing hateful shit on us here. Thanks man!

Just a quick update for Constant Readers... I'm in Buffalo NY for the NHL's Winter Classic... An outdoor game to be played in Ralph ...

Smart Ass: "We're all gonna chip in and buy you a jacket." Yours Truly: "For stuff in my size they charge by the yard...a...

...The moon, on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave a lustre of mid-day to objects below... -...

Anonymous NHL guy: "They can't pay me enough to do it, but they could pay you enough." Other Anonymous NHL guy: "Yeah, I...

JR: "Chicks dig the monkey..." Chris: "Monkey? Is that what you are calling it these days?" TBG, out-

Now I feel better about the safety of my equipment...

From the waitress at Red Robin: "Do you want some pink?" (We assumed she meant the hamburger...) TBG, back in Buffalo.

Posting a blog entry via Crackberry while driving up I-95 at night is kinda like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, som...

(This is the last time I'm going to beat this horse. I promise...) Yet another cover story in USAToday concerning global warming. "...

Saint Al has been bad mouthing the USA, again. "I am going to speak an inconvenient truth," Gore told an audience of several hundr...

This weather is insane. For the life of me, I can't figure out why anyone lives up here. On the way to the Stadium this AM... That's...

Population: Me From Google Weather: Buffalo, NY 27F, Wind: E 10 mph Hum: 74% Thu: 27F-30F, Snow (...and lots of it.) Fri: 18F-33F, Chance o...

- or - Tortugas Drinking and Fishing 2007 Annie in SC (Formerly Annie in KW) Asks a particularly timely question... "And how come no po...

Before... After... Responses so far: 1. Damn. How much rum did you guys drink? 2. Wow. Did you lose a bet? 3. Who's the convict? 4. Hol...

Disclaimer: If you are a bleeding heart liberal card-carrying member of the ACLU commie symp left-wing moonbat nutjob, please click here . T...

Greetings, Constant Readers, and happy Thanksgiving! I've made it back to Jax in (mostly) one piece. Slept most of the day yesterday. Al...

W00t! W00t! Luxury! Thanks Continental! TBG, stretching my legs out!

Decisions decisions! I got my upgrade... As I was checking in at the airport this morning, the agents for Continental took many minutes look...

Only SpongeMark will *really* be able to appreciate the importance of this picture. TBG, having a night cap.

Well, karma is catching up with me... The last 24 hours started out okay, but took a dive around 12 last night when I took my eye off my cam...

Woohoo! My upgrade came through!!! Business Class for the trip home! Happy happy joy joy! (SpongeMark hit me as I was doing my Upgrade Dance...

The Gearhouse Guys are a never-ending source of amusement to me... There has been an on-going issue about the need for a cooler out in the T...

Gemini - May 21 to June 21 There’s no business like show business Gemini, and that’s no business for you to contemplate for even a second. M...

For your consideration: Colon? It is easy to open your colon. Kinda looks like little colon segments... Appearing for the first time here in...

No matter how I redo the punctuation I still can't figure this sign out. We have nice maps at the site to show where things are located ...

-or- Barbecue, Shanghai Style Neal (Shanghai Sound Guy) came over to our corner (a/k/a The Dark Side) as we were packing up to leave last ni...

Over breakfast at the hotel- Olivier: These pancakes are awful. SpongeMark: He says that like it's a suprise. I don't think I'm ...

-or- "What does that sandwich have on it?" They have food brought in for staff during setup out here at Qizhong. We really appreci...

"I'll throw the teapot on the floor, then slam the beer bottle against the wall. Then I pull my wallet out and wave money around. T...