tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13255654.post55271897277060358..comments2023-06-16T08:58:12.580-04:00Comments on Listen 2 Uncle Jay: ComparativesThe Big Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16973716466048213786noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13255654.post-75220663083215076682010-06-21T23:11:42.093-04:002010-06-21T23:11:42.093-04:00you want comparitives, check out "all worked ...you want comparitives, check out "all worked up" on Trutv ..the repo guy drops more old hick sayings than I've heard in a long time.<br /><br />"as confused as a cow on astroturf"<br />"as tight as a frog's butt"Bugnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13255654.post-522163716153184142010-06-16T10:04:50.470-04:002010-06-16T10:04:50.470-04:00"Nuttier than squirrel poop"
BTW; love ..."Nuttier than squirrel poop"<br /><br />BTW; love the blog, becoming an ACRsugarpoohhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03940963049912492778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13255654.post-72113394518681901972010-06-15T21:21:30.052-04:002010-06-15T21:21:30.052-04:00from Bug
He's got a handshake like a dead fis...from Bug<br /><br />He's got a handshake like a dead fish.<br /><br />She's so hot I'd crawl 20 miles over broken glass, backwards, just to hear her fart over a radio.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13255654.post-6014243271531102942010-06-15T19:19:51.268-04:002010-06-15T19:19:51.268-04:00Useless as tits on a boar hog.
Nervous as a '...Useless as tits on a boar hog.<br /><br />Nervous as a 'shiner 'round a revenuer.<br /><br />He shakes hands like he's pumpin' for water.Dixiehttp://dixiecarpetbagger.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13255654.post-33873648148720557202010-06-15T07:28:49.759-04:002010-06-15T07:28:49.759-04:00Hotter than two weasels fucking in a wool sock.Hotter than two weasels fucking in a wool sock.scotakuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10039821847038236789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13255654.post-51222613571166465042010-06-15T01:43:55.322-04:002010-06-15T01:43:55.322-04:00My assessment of some of the customers I've ha...My assessment of some of the customers I've had to deal with lately....<br /><br />"Brain cells denser than depleted uranium...and not nearly as useful."<br /><br />"Customers so bloody stupid, I'm glad I can't get access to weapons grade plutonium."<br /><br />Thank god for weapons grade tequila.Graysonnoreply@blogger.com