Because I care what a 19-year-old thinks about me buying dish soap, drill bits and aspirin.
On the ride home I was noodling more horrific purchase combinations...
You know, stuff that would have the cashier calling the cops once the shock wore off.
There is always popular urban legend:
Condoms, KY jelly, and 1 whole pineapple.
But how about...
100 rounds of .223, 20 cans of cat food, and trash bags?
Bleach/floor cleaner, kitchen knife, cardboard boxes?
Hand lotion, tissues, Hannah Montana DVD?
Ex-lax, disposable camera, 4-pack of D-Cell batteries...
TBG- ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE